#but the whole situation is HILARIOUS

[sheila--e]

He's my favorite jojo character

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[warpedpuppeteer]

Me shaking Eddie by the shoulders: eddie, eddie the tickets were sold out for WEEKS. he got two tickets and instead of asking literally anyone he asked YOU who he just met. eddie he's taking you out on a date. eddie you have a husband go back to him eddie. you have a kid together don't do this to them eddie

[glassedplanets]

a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks

[instantly-panicked]

Bill fumbled Ford

Ford fumbled Fiddleford

Fiddleford fumbled his sanity

[holyprincenerd]

anyway in light of these recent foreign policy related events that somehow were triggered by the fucking eurovision song contest, maybe this is appropriate

(if you’re confused, here’s a lengthy explanation: https://www.tumblr.com/holyprincenerd/717431013684445184/yes-yes-rigged-this-cha-cha-that-but-please-lets?source=share)

[vegaseatsass]

Someone tell me why I'm in between catching up on 10 different television series many of them quite excellent, but the only thing I want to post about is Tay saying "Gun's not into gaming, so when New and I play videogames he teases us for attention and we have to include him so OBVIOUSLY we kiss back!!!" and "Gun is like this with Off too but he sees him all the time so he misses us more and when he sees us we HAVE to sniff each other" and Tay and New saying "we were raised differently than Gun [very rich subtext here] but he likes skinship and now that he's part of our gang we've all changed and we all like skinship" and Tay saying "we've been this way for 10 years, fan scolding may stress out a younger group of acting friends and convince them to keep their distance but you're not going to change us, we're like this and we're going to stay like this"

[theamazincactus]

How you doin

[cookiesandbiscuits]

WHEEZE–

Mephisto is so offended at that

He is sort of a third wheel though.... *remembers the half of A Private Celebration's Devilgram story*

[sardotin]

Swedes upgraded the concept of the bloc voting to the next level and voted for their neighbors in their own national selection

[ratatatastic]

"I gotta have you talk about Barkov a little bit... 'cuz, you know, he's your Captain but like... What should we know that we don't know about this guy? He's so quiet, he keeps a low profile—I'm sure that's by design—but he's the quietest, incredible superstar that...When Chris Pronger was working there (VP of Hockey OPs/Senior Advisor from 2017-2020), I remember he used to say to me, 'Hey, this guy is a Top 5 player in the game.' Even when nobody was even putting him in the Top 10 at that time, you know? But what makes him so great? What do you know about him now that you thought you knew before you got there?" "You know, well, everything—because I'm with you! I knew he was in the league, I knew he was a great player but playing on the other side—I'd see him play twice a year and I wouldn't watch that much and I had no appreciation for how good he was. But the answer—I'm gonna give you an answer about Barkov and it's not gonna be good enough... 'cuz I can't answer that question about him yet, I still haven't gotten to figure it out. I don't know to do it justice but he's this extreme perfect blend of absolutely no ego and an incredible drive to be better at the same time. So usually the guys that are really driven have a bit of an ego. Ego's not bad always, right? Maybe I'm using the wrong word to describe it but he will put his teammates and his—everything—first, and it won't bother him one bit! That's exactly the way he wants it! He doesn't want to be the first guy out, he doesn't want to—it's not that he doesn't want to do interviews because of the media! Talk to this guy! You walk in our room—you don't know hockey and you don't know names—you can't tell if he's the 1st forward or the 13th forward by the way he treats people. That's absolutely the truth! And the reason he's not appreciated as much as a player is: I have never, ever once seen him even remotely cheat to the offensive side of the game to score a point. He just won't do it. That doesn't mean he's sitting back defensively! He doesn't give a rat's ass about his point totals, he just wants to win. So he's never gonna put the numbers up that he could. If Barky decided he was gonna generate points—if somebody'd convince him, 'Hey, Barky! If you just cheat the game and score—we'd got a better chance of winning!' I don't know, [he'd put up] 120, 130 points? Like he is brilliant but he will never, ever put the game—you know, what? He wouldn't put himself in front of the game. The game demands certain things and you can't get past that no matter how good you are. There are certain things you got to do in this game and usually those are hard things... he'd never once put himself in front of the game." "You can't score 120 or 130 without cheating a little bit, right? It's just a real—" "Yeah, except those guys don't call it cheating! They call it anticipating. Bad players cheat, good players anticipate." "They see things before they happen, Paul! That's what happens!" "Exactly, exactly!"

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 9.24.24 (x)

[hecksupremechips]

Fuckin. The reason Owen has asthma is literally because his real self is buried alive suffocating and his mom is the one who reminds him to bring his inhaler when he’s a kid and next time we see her she’s sick and then she’s dead and when Owen watches the finale he’s wheezing and projectile vomiting and his dad springs into action to drown him further and when it’s the final act his lips are severely chapped from overuse of the inhaler and he keeps trying to inhale from it but it’s not working and he just keeps wheezing loudly keeps trying to make this all work he knows why it isn’t he’s dying she’s DYING he ends the movie apologizing to everyone and still wheezing

[a-strange-inkling]

I keep thinking of the Harrington Bros and Livvy losing Maggie in the city when they’re teens 😆

[ectonurites]

Byler Week Day 4 — Summer Love

you say 'summer love' and my mind immediately goes to Teen Beach Movie 🤷‍♂️

[utilitycaster]

It's crazy how much of your bad faith interpretations get support in the community just because you're wordy af. Like off course no one is going to point out how you twist and misscontruct characters (women mostly) because you will respond with a 2k words dissertation on how you're so obviously objectibly right.

But hey, that's what brings you happiness, and like a few hundred eat up all you serve constantly so.... Keep it up!

Thanks! I will!

I hope you don't mind a word of advice: it sounds like you're very upset that I, as someone who enjoys writing 2k word dissertations, am not writing pieces that support your personal opinions. You also seem to assume everyone who agrees with me is a mindless drone dazzled by 2k words which, in the scheme of things, isn't terribly long.

I wonder if you're not getting the attention you seem to feel entitled to and bitter that I'm receiving because when people disagree with you, rather than writing something that calmly expresses your opinion with evidence and structured arguments, you blame me for pulling a Rasputin on the fandom or something. It's interesting, isn't it? If you blame the mere fact that I exist while holding an opinion you don't like for why you don't write, you never have to actually put in the effort to write. You never actually have to structure an argument - an exercise that, when done properly, forces you to consider if you might be wrong. That's convenient for you, isn't it?

[morporkian-cryptid]

I went into the new Night Vale episode honestly thinking they were going to pull another "what do you mean the previous episode ended on a cliffhanger no no nothing happened" and we wouldn't hear of Kevin or the Boy in at least two years.

And then the episode was titled "He is still holding a knife" XD